I like your pants around your feet- not gonna agrue with that
And I like the dirt that's on your knees- can anyone say blowjob?
And I like the way you still say please- never gonna happen
While you're looking up at me- again, blowjob
You're like my favorite damn disease- Can you have a favorite disease? I pick the clap
And I love the places that we go- concerts
And I love the people that you know- that's cuz my friends rock!
And I love the way you can't say no- again, blowjob. BTW, I can say no
Too many long lines in a row - cocaine?
I love the powder on your nose - confirmed...it is cocaine
And now I know who you are- that's right, I'm the one on my knees
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out- I'm sorry you couldn't get hard
(Now I did, you wonder why)- why? you finally got hard...no, don't wonder
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out - viagra might help
(Now I did, you wonder why)
I like the freckles on your chest- do you mean nipples?
And I like the way you like me best - men have such inflated egos
And I like the way you're not impressed- small penis maybe?
While you put me to the test- did he pass? guess not...small penis
I like the white stains on your dress- condoms anyone?
And I love the way you pass the check- smart woman
And I love the good times that you wreck- can't help it if you couldn't get hard
And I love your lack of self-respect
While you passed out on the deck- been there, done that
I love my hands around your neck- I can think of better places for you to put your hands
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
14 comments:
why do you hate blow jobs so damn much?
I don't hate them. There's a certain power in controlling their body like that. It's just the first thing that I thought of when I read that.
When I first heard this song, I wondered how a song so dirty could get airtime. Then again, Lil' John's "Get Low" gets airtime too. Have you listened to the lyrics of that song?
I like that song.
Love that song!!!
Sweaty balls...that's appealing! That'll happen the same time a guy earns his red-wings.
i think ya'll may have ruined that song for me.
Hell, I really amused myself with this one. I still giggle reading it.
I'm glad someone knew what it meant.
doesn't everyone know what red-wings are?
Don't the Red Wings play hockey in Chicago?
Just kidding.
They play in Detroit.
Can we get off of the red-wing subject. I'm sorry I brought it up.
I hope you know that blood is not exactly fresh.
Why the hell not?
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